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In case you were wondering how New Jersey Nets's Kris Humphries was doing after news of his impending divorce with spouse Kim Kardashian surfaced this week, it turns out that he's going to be alright.  Whew!  I was so worried.  Sources close to Kim and Kris reported to multiple papers today that the prenuptial agreement which Kris and Kim signed (obviously) prior to their wedding stipulated that Kris would "only" be entitled to the profits made from their wedding, that Kim would keep any money she made during their marriage, and that Kim would keep all of her assets in the event of a divorce.  But according to The Superficial, Kim and Kris were entitled to 30 percent of the net from commercial sales during their wedding specials (to say nothing of the money they made from selling themselves their story and pictures to tabloids), which is reportedly an enormous sum of money as the special is airing in more than fifty (count 'em: F-I-F-T-Y) countries worldwide.  In other words, even though Kim's ass cheeks are clinched tightly on her millions, Kris is still going to make out like a bandit just from the wedding special profits.  Not bad for a doofus.  Good job, Kris.  I guess it's a good thing that you never read the letter I wrote six months ago.  (via thesuperficial)

We all knew it would come eventually, but I don't think anyone expected it to come this soon.  According to TMZ, Kim Kardashian is filing for divorce from Kris Humphries after only two months of marriage.  According to Towleroad, Ryan Seacrest confirmed that he had spoken to Kim and that the rumors are true.  The photos of the back of Kris's head at Kim's 31st birthday were a clear indication of the way things were going.  Clearly, although Kris had the genes that Kim was looking for, he wasn't really her "type".  Not to worry, Kim.  I'm sure Reggie Bush is ready to drop the Kim clone he managed to pick up while on vacation in Florida and take you (and your ass) back.

...in case you were wondering.  Here they are out and about in L.A.  Could it be that the covers of Star, Enquirer, OK, and Hello are misleading?  That cannot be, can it?  (via terezowens)

Kim, Khloe & Kourtney Kardashian.

They have their own DASH boutiques and jewelry collections and are the faces of everything from liquor to (oh sweet irony) diet products and sport shoes. The Kardashians are true entrepeneurs and grabbed the opportunity to cooperate with Nicole by OPI, when it presented itself. Khloe and Kourtney have co-designed a nail polish line that consists of 14 colours, aptly named Kardashian Kolors. The two sisters presented the line last Monday in New York. Completely in line with the witty names that all OPI nail polishes have, the sisters came up with cute names like 'Kim-pletely In Love' and 'Sealed With a Kris' - in honour of their mom Kris Jenner. 

The Executive VP and Artistic Director of Nicole by OPI, Suzi Weiss-Fischmann, said that "we are so excited to work with everyone's favourite tv family - the Kardashians - to share a diverse collection of fashion-forward shades." Unfortunately, not everyone is as enthusiastic about the collaboration as Weiss-Fischmann, OPI fans have left messages on the OPI Facebook page saying, "not a fan of the Kardashian brand and I have always regarded OPI as a higher end brand," and, "using the Kardashian name almost cheapens it, but to each his own." Ouch, that hurts...

Kim Kardashian and her x-ray: it's all real.

It's been televised, but now there's also photographic evidence: Kim Kardashian does not have butt implants. The reality star's behind is very much au natural. Kim's sisters Kourtney and Khloe asked and/or dared Kim to get her ass x-rayed, so that she could proof once and for all that she really didn't have any form of surgery to enlarge her famous asset.

Khloe is the one who tweeted the photo, she wrote "Hey dolls. The PROOF is in the X-ray. Kim's ass is 100% real!!!" Kim replied with "The things my sisters have me do! Proof baby!"

Kim Kardashian at the Glamour Women of the Year Award, June 7th, 2011.

They're only just engaged, but it's already time to start the wedding planning! According to Kim, fiancé Kris is just as excited to start planning as she is "he really wants to get involved in everything," she says, whilst attending the Glamour Woman of the Year Award in a black corseted Dolce & Gabbana dress with lots of Lorraine Schwartz bling (see photo. Of course, the most important bling is on her ring finger). However, since she is in London to promote her new fragrance, wedding planning has to wait a little while longer "When I get home we're going to start planning and have some meetings about it all." Kim also already has a back-up plan for when she's away on business: call in the troops (aka mom Kris and sisters Kourtney and Khloe), "I'm sure she'll help me when I'm busy or travelling and my sisters are so excited for me."

As much as Khloe Kardashian is looking forward to the wedding of sister Kim to Kris Humphries, she's also a bit scared. She says "I'm looking forward to being in the wedding, (but) I don't want to help because Kim is going to be such a bridezilla! If I do one thing wrong, I'll be screwed! But I would love to be in the wedding." Khloe almost forces Kim in allowing her to be a part in the wedding by saying that Kourtney and Kim "were both my maids of honor, so she has to do the same for us." I guess that she then also has to suffer through Kim's Bridezilla attacks!

As for details of the wedding, no-one knows, not even a date has (officially) been set. However, according to Khloe, we can be certain of one thing: it's going to be big and it's going to rival the royal wedding of William and Kate.

As for the Bret Lockett controversy, Khloe has one thing to say: "This person is, I think, crazy." Lockett, a New England Patriot player, claims that he had a 'texting relationship' (really, that's a relationship??!!) with Kim for the past five months. Kim's lawyer denies it as well and they might even sue. Exciting!

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries only got engaged 9 days ago, but already people see dollar signs. For Kim and Kris that is. Experts say that K&K and their network could earn up to 5 million Dollar with their wedding. They say that the wedding will be a must-see episode of the Kardashians and then smart product placement will do the rest. Wow. Just wow. I never knew it could be so profitable to get married!

On another note Hollywood Image Consultant Michael Sand says that Kim's popularity is likely to rise even further after her wedding. According to Sand everyone will want to see her get married and is her being single 'boring', because everyone has seen that already. Sounds like a 5 star analyis. Anyway, news of Kim's engagement has been all over the internet for the past couple of days, so she definitely has gotten a star boost from it!

Kris Humphries popped the question after a 6-month courtship, to seem this may seem rather short, but Kris and Kim are convinced that they were made for each other.  "I think probably within a month of meeting her I knew she was 'The One'," Kris says. Whereas Kim says "I really fell in love with him as a person - he's such a good person with a good heart. Everyone that meets him says the same thing."

K&K met in November, during basketball season and got to know each other by making hour-long phone calls. Where previous boyfriends may have failed the family test, Kris fits right in with that Kardashian/Jenners (he even has his own K name to show for it), but what gets Kim the most is that "if I've had a long day, I'm working really hard or I'm stressed, I just can't wait to come home to him. The time that we've spent together, we have so much fun together and he always, no matter what, puts me in a good mood."

Kris Humphries' marriage proposal came as a complete surprise to Kim Kardashian, but not to her mother and step-father. Humphries approached Kris and Bruce Jenner a couple of days before the big proposal and asked for Kim's hand in marriage. According to Kris Jenner "it was really just so cute the way that he wanted to surprise her."

So the night that Humphries popped the question mom Kris 'coincidentally' hosted a dinner night, so that the happy couple could come join the dinner and share the good news. While no surprise for Kim's parents, sisters Kourtney and Khloe had no idea. "We were both surprised at the dinner when Kim came out with her big rock and she started waving it in the air" says Kourtney.


According to mom Kris, Kim will organise the whole wedding herself. However, sisters Kourtney and Khloe have already assumed that they're both going to be maids of honour, because "otherwise there would be a war." Well good luck with that Kim ;)

When she was in highschool Kim Kardashian went to Macy's and bought herself her perfect (albeit fake) engagement ring. May 18th she was presented with the real deal and she thinks it's perfect! Fiance Kris Humphries has managed to keep everything under wraps until the big proposal. He and Lorraine Schwartz designed the ring together. All Humphries wanted was it to be big, so it's a good thing that Schwartz is the go-to jeweller of the Kardashians (sister Khloe's ring is also from her hand). Over the years Schwartz has heard it all: from preferred cuts, to favourite shapes, so she had plenty of info to draw from. The final design is a 16 carat emeral cut diamond flanked by a pair of 2-carat trapezoids and apparently cost a whopping 2 million Dollar. It's so big that I wonder if she's having problems with her hand coordination, but Humphries was confident: "I knew she'd love it. She better!"

According to people.com Kim Kardashian was shocked, when she got home May18th and found her boyfriend Kris Humphries on one knee. In front of Kris lay four words in rose petals: will you marry me? Kim and Kris have been dating for six months and Kim is quoted as saying: "I didn't expect this at all" and "I was in such shock. I never thought it would happen at home, and I never thought now."

Kris proposed with a 20.5 carat (!) custom designed, Lorraine Schwartz ring. He is quoted as saying "I just knew I wanted it to be big." Well, he certainly got his wish, look at the size of that ring! Later in the evening there was a small family celebration. Congrats to the happy couple!