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In case you were wondering how New Jersey Nets's Kris Humphries was doing after news of his impending divorce with spouse Kim Kardashian surfaced this week, it turns out that he's going to be alright.  Whew!  I was so worried.  Sources close to Kim and Kris reported to multiple papers today that the prenuptial agreement which Kris and Kim signed (obviously) prior to their wedding stipulated that Kris would "only" be entitled to the profits made from their wedding, that Kim would keep any money she made during their marriage, and that Kim would keep all of her assets in the event of a divorce.  But according to The Superficial, Kim and Kris were entitled to 30 percent of the net from commercial sales during their wedding specials (to say nothing of the money they made from selling themselves their story and pictures to tabloids), which is reportedly an enormous sum of money as the special is airing in more than fifty (count 'em: F-I-F-T-Y) countries worldwide.  In other words, even though Kim's ass cheeks are clinched tightly on her millions, Kris is still going to make out like a bandit just from the wedding special profits.  Not bad for a doofus.  Good job, Kris.  I guess it's a good thing that you never read the letter I wrote six months ago.  (via thesuperficial)